Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious

(via stripedbowtties)


if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat, via ugly)

"Combat bras"

My guy friend trying to remember the name for sport bras (via iwillmindfuckyou)

(Source: pemsylvania, via iwillmindfuckyou)


never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

(Source: imthedogwithablog, via ugly)