jehovahzwetness:

Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious

(via stripedbowtties)

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat, via ugly)

"Combat bras"

My guy friend trying to remember the name for sport bras (via iwillmindfuckyou)

(Source: pemsylvania, via iwillmindfuckyou)

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

(Source: imthedogwithablog, via ugly)